Peter Coffin, You Sad Sorry Sonofabitch.

source: http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2011/03/peter-coffin-is-loser.html


So, Peter Coffin pissed off the wrong Asian blogger who has a significant following and now he has a pile of humiliation and embarrassment to sift through on his way to "own(ing) Hollywood".

READ:http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2011/03/peter-coffin-is-loser.html

(Try copying and pasting the URL in the browser if it doesn't link properly.  Short story: A guy named Peter Coffin created a fake blog, Twitter page, Facebook page, and YouTube channel as a way of pretending he had a pretty young Japanese girlfriend, Kimi Kobayashi.  He stated that he and she were Twitter's new "Power Couple".  After harassing XiaXue for being a "fake Asian" due to her plastic surgery, XiaXue's followers exposed the Japanese girlfriend to be a Korean model and not in any way connected to Peter Coffin.  He had basically stolen stock photos off the internet galleries and created himself the perfect girlfriend.  The rest is internet history...)

It is ALWAYS better to be single than to be this guy.  Let this be a lesson to all of you... especially the 27 year old wanna-be comedians.


UPDATE: 

The follow up: http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2011/03/peter-coffin-is-his-own-legal-team.html

http://twitter.com/#!/petercoffin
http://twitter.com/#!/petercoffin

Oh, Petie... Petie don't.  Just leave well enough alone, Hun.  You unblocked your tweets to somehow gain a sympathetic audience?  This ain't going away and it's not going to get any better with you insisting you had no part in this.  You are better off pretending you did it as some sociological theatre piece for your new YouTube channel "PlayWithPeter'sImaginaryFriend".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZLJOiNkJY4&p=32558601B83CE296


And then Peter makes a third identity blog page to defend himself as a third party witness to the event.  Oh, LORD.
http://rantsandretardicles.blogspot.com/2011/03/i-hate-you-so-im-going-to-like-your-fan.html?zx=da18b8228cae5016

http://rantsandretardicles.blogspot.com/2011/03/i-hate-you-so-im-going-to-like-your-fan.html?zx=da18b8228cae5016

http://gosugamers.net/starcraft2/thread/733942-petercoffin-interview-free-lessons

http://rantsandretardicles.blogspot.com/2011/03/plastic-sheep-part-2.html?showComment=1300992832469#c1489154602416643401

Someone asked him on Formspring if he was Kimi.  (Thanks for the head up, Anonymous.)

http://www.formspring.me/petercoffin/q/159083641937368601

Yes.  THEY are the ones being stupid.


So, he knew March 16th but then found out AGAIN when he was found out by Xiaxeu? 
"Dig up, Douchebag.  Dig UP."


For effect: Weezer's 'El Scorcho'. Enjoy.




Continued Blogpost as Coffin spams me: http://inthewarbetween.blogspot.com/2011/03/dent.html

**Thanks for the heads up, LePage.  This was GOLD.