Bride's life-size wedding cake shaped like herself puts other completely insane brides at ease.

 

A wife renewing her wedding vows after 10 years of marriage opted for a cake constructed as a 5-foot replica of herself wearing a wedding gown and veil. Chidi Ogbuta (what?) and her presumably heavily medicated husband, Innocent (actual name, ohmygod), originally intended to make life-size cakes of both of them but ran out of time.

The 5-foot dessert contained 200 eggs and 7.5 liters of amaretto, weighed 400 pounds, and makes my brain sad.