Bike Lanes, Casey Neistat, and Bullshit.

I came across this photo today and it reminded me of the video of Casey Neistat getting a ticket for not riding his bike in the bike lane.  Even though he later found out after paying the $50 fine that it wasn't even fucking illegal.  He retaliated with this brilliant video released at the beginning of the month.  If you haven't seen it yet, you really should.  It is amazing.

Philadelphia Airport Speedrun.

US Airways said they couldn't make their connecting flight in 15 minutes. Watch these two beautiful nerds prove them wrong. 

"US Airways can suck it down - they thought Brandon and I couldn't make our connecting flight in under 15 minutes. They were wrong. This happened when we were flying back from NYC a couple weeks ago."

Chris Christie thinks Gail Should Shut Her Whore Mouth.

Oh, I see.  That makes sense now.

Terrible Woman Went To Lots of Schools.

You know how sometimes you’re a lady who went to a bunch of schools and you’re on a train and it’s like, I don’t understand how these people expect me to not be a raging cunt? Don’t they get that I went to school? Like, lots of schools? Listen to the gross voice I’m using. This is just a classic case of A-Lady-Who-Went-To-Lots-Of-Schools and everyone needs to just deal with it. It’s like they’ve never been on a train before.

A Boston Bruins Fan in Vancouver - Part 5 (Stanley Cup Final 2011)

Stanley Cup Riot 2011; Vancouver, Beautiful British Columbia.

http://vancityriotcriminals.tumblr.com/




There were 70,000 raging lunatics in the streets last night.  It is rumoured that one Bruins fan was tossed over a bridge and killed. Luongo, from what I have read, is still unharmed, so figure that shit out.



In the above video a man tried to deter people from smashing windows of businesses, shouting "This is MY city!!" and he, in turn, was beaten.

Credit: Getty Images. Journalists are now looking to identify the loving couple.

Credit: Dan Foreman facebook page; originally posted by Dave Whitney.

But there were 1300 (and counting) lovely Vancouverites up bright and early to help clean up the remains of the chaos and embarrassment that occurred:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Post-Riot-Clean-up-Lets-help-Vancouver/215683225132481

Credit CBC.

Credit: CTVBC.

Credit: Metro.

Unfortunately, the looting is still pretty widespread as the police try to keep up with the people of Vancouver who need widescreen TVs and Hudson's Bay blankets to keep them warm after the loss of the cup:
http://www.theprovince.com/opinion/Riot+substantially+under+control+looting+widespread/4953623/story.html

Credit: Twitter.  This is circulating trying to take this guy down.

Of all of the shame and disgusted comments I have read on Twitter, Facebook, and various comment boards, I think this one sums it up pretty nicely:

"I don't think I'm going to move to Vancouver after all.  It's not the city I thought it was."

Game of Thrones: 8-bit Theme Remix.

And I do love this show.  I do.

Whole Foods Parking Lot.

He rhymed "Bra" with "Quinoa".  YES HE DID.

Man Doesn't Understand X-Men: First Class.

This makes me want to see the new X-Men movie.

"My cat. His name is Steve McQueen, this is the intro to his tv show."

The internet is made for two things, hilarious Japanese prank videos, and cats.
And I’m all out of Japanese prank videos.

Mr. Double Talk pranks Bridgestone Tour Team.

Meet Mr. Doubletalk, probably one of the best trolls out there. He conducts interviews speaking something that sounds like English but he manages not to say anything at all.
Most of the time, people are so confused they just agree with whatever he’s saying, despite the fact that he’s not actually saying anything.

I’d love to see him interview some celebrities with this tactic.

HIGH FIVE FOR FIRST KISS: Love as an Adult is Really Just a Continuation of This Scenerio.

This Cone-ing Trend is Stupid, but This Dude's Reaction Almost Makes it Worth it. Almost.

Dream a Little Dream for Bee.

I had a dream that I almost drowned my own baby in the bath tub. 
I let the baby slip into the water for just a moment, but apparently that was enough for it to fill it's lungs. At one point the baby was unconscious until my mother came into the room and encouraged him to vomit out the water and essentially saved his life. 
I had a dream that I almost killed my baby.  Jesus Christ.

In fairness, I didn't have this dream, so I guess it could have been worse.
(Classic video.)

Pride Day 2011 & Block Party.

My face still feels twice the size it's supposed to be, but I am heading down to the Pride Parade and 104th Street Block Party.  If you are in town, I suggest you do the same.  My number's on Facebook.  Text and we'll meet up. I'll be the one in the fabulous rainbow silk scarf...

Valerie Taylor Feeds Great White Shark by Hand.

I don't necessarily think that sharks ARE peaceful creatures; I think they CAN be peaceful creatures.  And as amazing as Ron & Valerie Taylor are, the king is still SHARKMAN Mike Rutzen.

Did You Hear it Click?

Rita and Frank try to take a still photo to email to friends for Frank's 84th Birthday on their new Mac.  They turn the video camera on instead.  Adorable hilarity ensues.

Sad Kitty is Sad.

I am one of those people that can't even start watching kitty videos or I end up talking like a 5 year old and driving Greg mad, but this sad kitteh was too good not to post.  Odd fact, because of the music playing in the background, people in some countries are unable to view it.

OhMyGod, Cara Hartmann is My New Favourite Human Being. (NOW UPDATED WITH LINK FOR FIREWORK VIDEO.)

She had 2 others, but one (my fave) has been taken down with the warning

"This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy prohibiting hate speech".  

This is terrible because it was funny as hell.  It was a stretched and manipulated photobooth effect shot of her representing a Stephen Hawking-esque girl "singing" a cover of Katy Perry's Firework in that familiar robotic voice.  Here is the thumbnail I got before the video was removed:

It was amazing, SHE is amazing, and I hope this cat vid forces her into setting up her own website because if 1 in 3 of her satire videos have been banned from YouTube already, she's going to need a less discriminating outlet for her work.

UPDATE: TUMBLR LINK FOR CARA HARTMANN:

http://carahartmann.tumblr.com/
 
(Thank you, Anonymous!)


Side note: does she remind anyone else of crying Sorority Girl who "wanted to make it snow"?

Lady Judas.

Better than you want it to be.