Bike Lanes, Casey Neistat, and Bullshit.

I came across this photo today and it reminded me of the video of Casey Neistat getting a ticket for not riding his bike in the bike lane.  Even though he later found out after paying the $50 fine that it wasn't even fucking illegal.  He retaliated with this brilliant video released at the beginning of the month.  If you haven't seen it yet, you really should.  It is amazing.

Philadelphia Airport Speedrun.

US Airways said they couldn't make their connecting flight in 15 minutes. Watch these two beautiful nerds prove them wrong. 

"US Airways can suck it down - they thought Brandon and I couldn't make our connecting flight in under 15 minutes. They were wrong. This happened when we were flying back from NYC a couple weeks ago."

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their
tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful
friend.

“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Watson replies, “I see millions of stars.”

 

“What does that tell you?”

Watson ponders for a minute. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?”

Holmes is silent for a moment, and then speaks. “Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent.”

She Texted. We Kicked Her Out- A Story of Love, Courage, and Betrayal.

"As many of you know, I really can't abide people who talk during a movie. A couple of years ago I was accosted in the Village parking lot by a patron who was warned for talking in a movie. I've nearly come to blows more than a few times over the years with rude customers over the same issue. When we adopted our strict no talking policy back in 1997 we knew we were going to alienate some of our patrons. That was the plan. If you can't change your behavior and be quiet (or unilluminated) during a movie, then we don't want you at our venue. Follow our rules, or get the hell out and don't come back until you can.

Recently, we had a situation where a customer persisted in texting in the theater despite two warnings to stop. Our policy at that point is to eject the customer without a refund, which is exactly what went down that night.  Luckily, this former patron was so incensed at being kicked out, she quickly called the office and left us the raw ingredients for our latest "Don't Talk or Text" PSA. You can check it out below, or come to the Alamo this weekend where the video will be playing before all of our R-rated movies. 

Ma'am, you may be free to text in all the other theaters in the Magnited States of America, but here at our "little crappy ass theater," you are not. Why you may ask? Well, we actually do give a f*$k.

Sincerely,

Tim League
founder/CEO
Alamo Drafthouse Cinema"

Source: http://cf.drafthouse.com/she_texted_we_kicked_her_out2.html