He was on location at the Fringe and they asked him about the Fried Oreos.
You could clearly see the banner behind him, 'Fried bananas, Fried Oreos, Elephant Ears!'
He looked around befuddled and BLONDE.
They cut away and reported on something unrelated.
The next time they came back to him, his arms were full of cotton candy and kettle corn.
The female anchor looked exhausted.
Mike Sobel looked pleased with himself.
"I couldn't find the Oreos, but I got your some appetizers...", he cooed.
"Mike, the Oreo stand is right behi-"
"So here you go!! What a good start to your diet, eh?!"
"I'm not on a die-"
"These bags are heavy!" he exclaimed, as he dropped them on the ground.
Fuck. Me.
